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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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youngstero

I’m at a wealthy middle-aged christmas party with my best friend a woman came up to me and said “you have to try the gouda” and I said “is it firm?” and she said “yes I wouldn’t have anything less” and we both threw our heads back and laughed and I’m still not sure why

rosalui

wheres that pic from parks and rec. you all know the one

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rosalui

yES

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westbor0baptistchurch

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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spn-fandom-breathing-heavily

not even risking that shit

codyslipring

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

ramisonetruelove

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

blckrapunzel

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

modelinterrupted

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

latenightsugar

WHyyyy

badgyal-k

Sorry everyone

just-jay25

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

kixgbear

Shiddd

queenangelique

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

dominawritesthings

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

glamhoeour

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

venusians

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

pretty-boi-joy

I reblogged this yesterday but idc, I ain’t playing games with Madame Zeroni or Mama Kitt

chocolatefantasy13

😂😂

honeybeeluck

Madame Zeroni ain’t for play play

imjustjason

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Originally posted by thedailyshow

Fuck it, hope she bless me

30thchamber

But what if a nigga don’t reblog this and they great great great grand kid finds a treasure chest?🤔

writefroot

What year did this start? I’m always feels my like I have to reboot this

foreign-shwatyyy

not risking shitttt

littlescorpion6

The fuck, guys? I don’t even know who she is bur damn I’ve been cursed before so I ain’t risking

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happydaysandersen

The fuck you mean you don’t know who she is?!

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siriuslycollins

she gets re-blogged on my dashboard at least once a week?

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cephalotodd

we should make fun of americans more. why dont their shops include tax in the price tag. like how much does this item cost? its a surprise :)

madamebomb

Honestly, tea. I’ve lived here my whole life and I have never once known what my total is gonna be at the register. Total fucking mystery.

2-face

im an ex-american living in new zealand for the past two years and it still never fails to blow my mind that i can take a $2 coin, walk up to a counter with two $1 items, and perform the expected transaction

greekedtext

this callout is completely deserved

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